Are there ANY Saab crazed Girls out there?
Yes, well, thanks to circumstances that I never can quite fathom, I'm single again. It sounds like such a cliche but all I'm looking for is a woman who really gets me. I always play down the level of my enthusiasm for Saabs when going out with a lady because, in the past, if the conversation ever moves over to the car I drive, I've noticed a distinct glazing of the eyes, the odd exaggerated yawn and maybe even a catontic state that can only be broken with the phrase "I like your shoes".
I would love to think that there is a woman out there who could be shown a modification that has been done to a car and meet it, not with a condescending "that's nice" (the same "that's nice" that she gives to a three year old who's just shown her a felt pen scribble that he/she is convinced is an elephant) but an uncontrollable and totally sincere, WOW!!!!
There must be someone, probably in Norfolk, probably with some semblance of a sense of humour and preferably intelligent enough to sustain a conversation on any good topic for at least half an hour. I have to say, however, that Eastenders, Big Brother and Strictly Come Dancing, do bore me to the bone and I can't stand the beautiful South.
I don't think I'm being too picky here; I don't think hoping for such a woman to enter my universe is hopelessly optimistic or even panglassion. By the law of averages there must be one somewhere, so please, if You do exist "God", give her a shove in my direction, there's a good chap.
To the rest of you, in the meantime,
13 March 2009